When me droogs and I are up for a bit of the ultraviolent, this game hits the spot. There's slashing and smashing and decapitating to fill an evening with action. (I think the producers secretly own shares in a fake blood factory, because there are gallons of it here.)
There's this story, too, about killing all the old gods of Olympus, and you get to ride on a Titan, which is pretty freakin' awesome, but mostly you kill things that gush blood everywhere. Also, there are spots where you have to pull levers in the right order to get a platform to lift you to the next area ... where you kill things.
There are boobs. Did I mention that? Some of the things you kill have breasts on them. Gorgons, I think. So, *evil* breasted-things. But boobs you can look at. So there's that.
The whole thing's actually quite pretty. I give it two thumbs up ... which I will then chop off and throw into the fires of Hades. Haiyah!
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
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